Ranking Week 12 Sunday games

 Ranking today’s games, least exciting to most exciting

New Orleans at Denver

Chicago at Green Bay

There were 500 fans allowed at Lambeau 

Las Vegas at Atlanta

Carr committed 4 turnovers 

Miami at NY Jets

Darnold returning wasn’t enough for the Jets who fell to 0-11, Meanwhile the Dolphins remain right on the Bills’ heels

Tennessee at Indianapolis

A.J. Brown is better than his college teammate D.K. Metcalf. Speaking of guys who go by initials, T.Y. Hilton finally got his first TD catch of the year 

LA Chargers at Buffalo

The Bills are going to win the division 

Kansas City at Tampa Bay

Mahomes and Brady finish their career against each other at 2-2

NY Giants at Cincinnati

Daniel Jones got injured, but the Giants defense held on! They’re in 1st place! Joe Judge has a better chance of helping NY win a division title than Aaron Judge does!

Cleveland at Jacksonville

The Browns might have just clinched their first non-losing season since before the Jaguars were created, but they’ve struggled all season against bad teams, including today. I think they’ll get bounced first round 

San Francisco at LA Rams 

Mostert’s return alone was enough to top the Rams, even without Jimmy G.. will it be enough to get the defending NFC champs back into the playoffs?

Arizona at New England

Career-low passing yards for Cam, and yet the Pats get right back into playoff contention! The play when Chase Winovich just started jumping up and down due to how short Murray is was hilarious 

Carolina at Minnesota

Jeremy Chinn’s first 2 career TDs weren’t enough due to an insane comeback in the final 3 minutes involving a muffed punt, a goal line stand, Kirk Cousins leading a great drive, and a missed FG by the Panthers 

Ranking Week 11 Sunday games

 Ranking today’s games, least exciting to most exciting:

Cincinnati at Washington

Joe Burrow’s injury was the least exciting thing to happen this week.

Pittsburgh at Jacksonville

Steelers 10-0.

NY Jets at LA Chargers

Jets 0-10.

Detroit at Carolina

Governor Whitmer isn’t the one who caused your husband to score 0 points, Kelly.

Meanwhile: No Bridgewater, No McCaffrey, No Problem.

Philadelphia at Cleveland

The Eagles stay in first place while the Browns pass up the Ravens for 2nd place!

Atlanta at New Orleans

Did ESPN fantasy really keep Hill as a TE? Did anybody take advantage?

New England at Houston

After not beating them for a decade, the Texans have now beat the Patriots twice since last Thanksgiving

Miami at Denver

Benching Tua ended the winning streak

Dallas at Minnesota

Everybody in the NFC East now has exactly 3 wins!

Kansas City at Las Vegas

The Chiefs got their revenge 

Tennessee at Baltimore

The Titans got the last laugh after Harbaugh got mad at them for standing on the logo

Green Bay at Indianapolis

MVS was not the MVP

Ranking Week 10 Sunday games

 Ranking today’s games, least exciting to most exciting:

Houston at Cleveland

This was just an absolutely garbage game between 2 garbage teams

Denver at Las Vegas

The Raiders actually still have a fairly reasonable chance of winning the division 

Cincinnati at Pittsburgh

9-0.

Tampa Bay at Carolina

The Bucs are clearly a really good team, but they better hope they don’t run into the Saints in the playoffs. This game was also Scorigami

Philadelphia at NY Giants

Well, the Eagles are still in first place. That’s about all I can say good about them after this game 

San Francisco at New Orleans

If Brees can’t come back next week, who knows whether it’ll be Hill or Winston?

LA Chargers at Miami

All SEVEN of the Chargers’ losses have been by one possession. It’s just comical at this point 

Seattle at LA Rams

Jalen Ramsey TOTALLY blanketed DK Metcalf, forcing Wilson to go elsewhere, where he still got picked twice by Darius Williams

Jacksonville at Green Bay

The Packers honored Paul Hornung before the game 

Baltimore at New England

The Patriots still have a reasonable chance to make the playoffs. It appears Newton’s sucking post-COVID could have just been due to a slow recovery from it

Washington at Detroit

Longest GW FG in Lions history!

Buffalo at Arizona

In a rare move (caused by the Masters) the most distributed game of the day was a 4:05 game on the singleheader network, going to 67% of the country, who saw the Hail Murray. CBS’s obsession with starting 60 Minutes as soon as possible screwed the other 33% of the country from seeing this game however. When DEN@LV and LAC@MIA both ended before this game did, those audiences should have been shifted to this game. Yet they started 60 Minutes immediately for those audiences, which not only caused a desynced primetime for the rest of the night for CBS, but also ridiculously disallowed those people from seeing this incredible ending

Ranking Week 9 Sunday games

 Ranking today’s games, least exciting to most exciting

New Orleans at Tampa Bay

The majority of Brady’s losses this season have been to Brees

Chicago at Tennessee

This game wasn’t remotely as close as the final score makes it appear

Baltimore at Indianapolis

Detroit at Minnesota

Dalvin Cook continues to put on a show

Seattle at Buffalo

The Bills are going to win the division 

Denver at Atlanta

The Falcons once again almost blew a massive lead lol

Houston at Jacksonville

Well, the Texans finally got a win, against a team with just as bad a record as us though lol

NY Giants at Washington

2 INTs by Smith in Final 2 possessions

Miami at Arizona

Miami has a good chance to make the playoffs with the only left-handed starting QB in the league 

Carolina at Kansas City

Even the return of CMC wasn’t enough for the Panthers to pull through. I don’t get what’s the deal with Teddy Bridgewater though.. twice now they’ve tried an unmakable length field goal rather than Hail Mary

Pittsburgh at Dallas

Embarrassing showing by the Pittsburgh Steelers

Las Vegas at LA Chargers

The Chargers prematurely tweeted that they won