Ranking Week 3 games from least exciting to most exciting

 Ranking today’s games from least exciting to most exciting 

San Francisco at NY Giants

As long as the 9ers keep playing bad teams while they have all these injuries, they’ll win 

NY Jets at Indianapolis

Philip Rivers 400 career pass TD

Washington at Cleveland

WFT couldn’t do enough to overcome Haskins, Jr’s 3 INT

Las Vegas at New England

The Patriots are 8 for 8 on 3rd and 3 or less this season 

Tampa Bay at Denver

Brady so far not having the problems he used to have in Denver over the years with the Pats

Cincinnati at Philadelphia 

Two winless teams faced each other and both remained winless

Green Bay at New Orleans

The Saints lost the game on the Taysom Hill fumble which happened when Drew Brees wasn’t even on the field smh

Houston at Pittsburgh

I don’t think the Texans’ season is over. The 3 teams they’ve played are 3 of the best in the AFC

Carolina at LA Chargers

The Chargers almost pulled off the Boise State book-and-ladder at the end

Detroit at Arizona

The Cardinals couldn’t do enough to overcome Football Murray’s 3 INT

Tennessee at Minnesota

The Vikings are so bad. If the NFL actually keeps Vikings at Seahawks as the Sunday night game in Week 5, it has a decent chance of actually losing in the ratings to NBA Finals Game 6

Dallas at Seattle

Seahawks 3-0 for first time since 2013

Chicago at Atlanta

3 4th qtr TDs by Super Bowl MVP Foles

LA Rams at Buffalo

The Bills are going to win the division

Ranking Week 2 games from least exciting to most exciting

 Ranking today's games from least exciting to most exciting 

Minnesota at Indianapolis

The Vikings are now 0-12 at the Colts, and that includes both Baltimore and Indianapolis 

San Francisco at NY Jets

Jimmy G, Mostert, Bosa, Thomas, Deebo, Kittle, Sherman.....

Washington at Arizona

Football Murray played better than Basketball Murray today. Meanwhile, Tennis Murray has a wild card into the French Open.

Detroit at Green Bay

There was no one there to accept Aaron Jones's Lambeau Leap when he leapt

Baltimore at Houston

Just when I got excited thinking the Texans had held the Ravens to a 4th down and would get the ball back, they run it all the way for a TD on 4th and 1 and ice the game 

LA Rams at Philadelphia

Eagles first 0-2 start since 2015

NY Giants at Chicago

OPI on Jones's final throw anyway means it wouldn't have mattered even if he had completed it 

Carolina at Tampa Bay

Brett Favre showing up and wearing the creamsicle Tompa Bay shirt was hilarious 

Denver at Pittsburgh

This game was too close by the Steelers against a bad team's backup quarterback, so I'm not sure yet whether they're a truly top caliber team this year 

Buffalo at Miami

The Bills are going to win the division 

Jacksonville at Tennessee

Titans first 2-0 start since 2008, which was when they were the AFC 1 Seed

Kansas City at LA Chargers

Anthony Lynn is straight up lying about Tyrod Taylor starting moving forward 

New England at Seattle

Maybe the Patriots should have passed not run the ball, like Wilson tried in Super Bowl XLIX

Atlanta at Dallas

The whole Falcons hands team decided to play "look ma, no hands" like their name was Dexter McCluster in LSU Ole Miss 2009

Ratings comparison: Thursday night

 Ratings comparison:

last night

Bengals at Browns

(8:20-11:43 ET, NFL Network)

6.676 million people

Heat Celtics Game 2

(7:16-9:40 ET, ESPN)

3.479 million people

CNN Town Hall: Joe Biden

(7:59-9:14 ET)

3.445 million people

Lightning Islanders Game 6

(8:10-11:13 ET, NBCSN)

1.176 million people

Ratings comparison: Saturday night

 Ratings comparison:

Saturday night 

Rockets Lakers Game 5

(8:16-10:41 ET, ESPN)

3.720 million viewers

Clemson at Wake Forest

(7:39-11:07 ET, ABC)

3.461 million viewers

Stars Knights Game 4

(8:22-10:52 ET, NBC)

1.682 million viewers

Astros at Dodgers

(8:07-11:29 ET, Fox)

1.642 million viewers

Ranking Week 1 Sunday games

 Ranking today’s games from least exciting to most exciting

NY Jets at Buffalo

The Bills are going to win the division 

Cleveland at Baltimore

Baker Mayfield has started his Week 1 starts in his 4 seasons with 4 different head coaches 

Green Bay at Minnesota 

Rodgers makes average receivers good

Seattle at Atlanta

Seahawks next Sunday night on NBC host the Pats

Miami at New England

Some Dolphins tried to snatch Cam’s chain off his neck at the end of the game

Tampa Bay at New Orleans

It was the 4th different decade during which Brady and Brees faced each other. Their first meeting was between Michigan and Purdue in 1999.

Philadelphia at Washington

Hilarious game for Eagles fan Barstool Fran to start her new football podcast after 

Indianapolis at Jacksonville

“I lost the game” -T.Y. Hilton

Chicago at Detroit

Dumb drop at the end is what lost it for the Lions. Insane comeback by Bears though 

Las Vegas at Carolina

Not sure why some guy I’ve never heard of who has 15 career carries got the ball on 4th and 1 with the game on the line 

LA Chargers at Cincinnati

This OPI call will get talked about a lot less than the Cowboys one

Arizona at San Francisco

Patrick Peterson is a great cornerback, but I can’t help but feel that he got lucky because on the play when he stopped the game-winning TD for SF, he wasn’t facing the ball and it just bounced off his helmet.

Dallas at LA Rams

First Take and Undisputed are definitely going to spend a combined 3 hours minimum just on this one OPI call